The Man Who Never Was

"Oh, Fudge!"--Ben Whitmer

Mr. Paine at PirateBallerina reports (12-17-07) that Benjamin Whitmer won't be teaching any classes in the Ethnic Cleansing Department this Spring:

"Speaking of Churchill's dog, Benjie (and who isn't?), according to a little birdie, CU's Ethnic Studies department is telling people Benjie won't be teaching any classes there this Spring. We're guessing a conflict with Benjie's busy speaking schedule is responsible for the absence."