North Korea is Holding a Party Conference This Week!

"Kyodo news agency reported that children have been marching the streets, singing "Footsteps," which hails Kim Jong Il's youngest son...

Kim Jong Eun is thought to be in his mid- or late-20s, and has not yet built up his own support system within the party or military. With Kim Jong Il ailing, having suffered a stroke in 2008, analysts and U.S. officials speculate that Jang Song Taek, Kim Jong Il's brother-in-law [more], has been appointed as a regent for the transition."---Washington Post (9-6-10)

According to today's Washington Post (9-6-10), the so-called Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK or "North Korea") is holding a party conference this week to choose a new leader.

"Dear Leader" Kim Jong-Il---the most awesome statesman in the present world, fashion trendsetter, movie buff, inventor of the hamburger, the world's best golfer, and kidnapper---is sick. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared; but every single climate scientist in the world covered it up! According to my tripple-secret sources, Attorney Generalissimo Cuccinelli is trying to get his greasy mits on Dr. Tree-Ring's voicemail messages in order to expose yet another climate change hoax.

Cross my heart and hope to die! Plus, there are bound to be some fireworks in the reclusive People's Republic before the dust settles on the party conference.

According to the Post, Kim Jong Il's youngest son, "the Brilliant Comrade" Kim Jong Eun, will step into his father's platform shoes, click his heels together, and assume some of his father's superpowers; but there's a catch, his uncle Jang Song Taek, may be designated his "regent."

The Wikipedia entry on Kim Jong-Il, which claims there are a larger number of contenders for the office of Dear Leader, makes facinating reading. It's hard to say if the Kims are a crime family or a comedy troupe.

The Washington Post (9-6-10) reports:

Party officials are arriving in Pyongyang, North Korea's state-run media said Monday, signaling an imminent meeting that outsiders describe as a critical step in leader Kim Jong Il's hereditary power transfer.

North Korea's newspaper, the Rodung Sinmun, said that the rare meeting of Workers' Party delegates would "mark a meaningful chapter in the history of our party." Photos from Pyongyang showed citizens staging a practice celebration. Troops have gathered in the city, ready for a military parade, according to the South Korean government. Japan's Kyodo news agency reported that children have been marching the streets, singing "Footsteps," which hails Kim Jong Il's youngest son.

North Korea, the world's most reclusive nation, said in June that it would hold a party conference - its first since 1966 - sometime in early September. Specific dates still remain unknown, but North Korea analysts believe the conference will be held this week, staged to announce an overhaul of leadership and a high-level position for heir Kim Jong Eun.

Reporters from China's Xinhua news agency, in Pyongyang during the weekend, described seeing "several thousand people, with colorful plastic bouquets in hand, gathered at the square to practice for the celebration of the party conference and their country's 62nd birthday."

Much about the upcoming North Korean conference is left to guesswork, with analysts offering conflicting opinions about whether Kim Jong Eun will be publicly heralded as the next leader or quietly handed a stepping-stone position, perhaps claiming power in 2012.

North Korea has promised to build a strong and prosperous nation by 2012, the 100th birthday of deceased founder Kim Il Sung. For decades, North Korea has struggled to feed its own people, instead relying on rigid surveillance systems and imprisonment to maintain order.

As Kim Jong Il has concentrated power in the military, much of North Korea's political structure has eroded, with party membership shrinking. The so-called Party Congress, which is supposed to meet every five years, last met in 1980, when Kim Jong Il was stamped as the successor to his father.

By the time Kim Il Sung died in 1994, Kim Jong Il had been North Korea's day-to-day leader for more than a decade. This power transfer, analysts say, comes at a rushed pace. Kim Jong Eun is thought to be in his mid- or late-20s, and has not yet built up his own support system within the party or military. With Kim Jong Il ailing, having suffered a stroke in 2008, analysts and U.S. officials speculate that Jang Song Taek, Kim Jong Il's brother-in-law, has been appointed as a regent for the transition.

Baek Seung Joo, at the Korea Institute for Defense Analyses, suggested that the party conference could lead to restructuring that helps Kim Jong Eun build his own network of support. Giving Kim Jong Eun multiple high-level posts, as his father has, "would be too much at one time," Baek said.