British Charity Runs "Adopt a Primate" Program: Pick Your Poison!

#1 King Kong

#2 Batman

#3 "If I get caught, I won't graduate."

----Ferris Bueller

Picture credit: homeless primate up for adoption. Any takers? Bueller? Bueller?

A British charity called Monkey World rescues homeless primates, lets members of the public adopt them, and assigns the primates to groups.

Homeless primates with the requisite skill-sets can still apply for a paid position at Casa Bonita.