JonBenet Was Murdered on December 26, Mao's Birthday

"There’s a lesson to be learned from all this, Bubba, but I think I’ll just let you sit around and fester for a while, trying to figure it out. You will, eventually. You can trust me on that score. I know about such things, and I doubt you’re going to find it especially amusing."--the ravings of a scribbler who pens vague threats in the bowels of a sewer and claims to be Ward Churchill