WARDO!

Once there was a plagiarist who wouldn’t say his prayers,

And ghostwrote under “hats” at night away up stairs,

‘Till the MIM all heard him holler and the Black Bloc heard him bawl,

But when they turned the ‘puter on, he wasn’t there at all!

They searched him in the chat rooms, on-line, and in the press,

(And even down in Gitmo, the Drudge Report suggests).

But all they ever found of him was just his pants and round-abouts...

COINTELPRO will get ya if ya don’t watch out!!