- Ward Churchill DVD from the back of Tarik Shah's Impala--$120 (1)
- Plagiarized mirror-image of Thomas Mails painting with charging Indians who all hold their spears in their left hands---$200 (2)
- Confidential Aztlan DNA test "proving" that Wardo is an Indian---$450 (3)
- Ward Churchill on the Internet, outlining Al Qaeda's terms for suspending hostilities--$29 a month (4)
- Ward Churchill admitting that he "is not...Jonbenet Ramsey" (5)---
For everything else there's Master Race.