Saturday, November 18, 2006

The Little Rascals at Fox News Counting Coup!

Revolting Ward (1) was featured on Fox News last evening (11-17-06) as "The Most Ridiculous Item of the Day."

When a stray Fox News hound materialized on Wardo's (2) lawn and identified himself, the tenured Plagiarist of Ethnic Studies (3) retorted, "Kiss my ass!"

Undeterred, the Fox News hound asked Wardo (4) if he was ever going to apologize for demeaning the 9-11 victims; and "Chutch" (5) turned tail, scampered into his hutch, and slammed the door.

As everyone knows, Wardo (6) disparaged the 9-11 victims as "little Eichmanns."

Like his defender the Maoist MIM, Wardo (7) is "capable of offending many people simultaneously, sometimes hundreds of millions of people potentially in a single sentence."

Revolting Ward (8) would never apologize for demeaning the 9-11 victims. In fact, mocking the murdered is what the tenured plagiarist does: Wardo (9) has made a career out of celebrating terrorists and demeaning their victims.

Piece of Work Cited
4. ibid.
5. ibid.
6. ibid.
7. ibid.
8. ibid.
9. ibid.


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